theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

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xeraf:

mikalopsia:

xeraf:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

pretty sure people sliced their bread before Betty White was born ¬_¬
The fuck?

Sliced bread means bread that is already sliced when you buy it, Xeraf.

Shut up woman and go make me a sandwich with that sliced bread
The guy built a prototype for his slicing machine in 1912 :p
Also i was just being a smart ass.

xeraf:

mikalopsia:

xeraf:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

pretty sure people sliced their bread before Betty White was born ¬_¬

The fuck?

Sliced bread means bread that is already sliced when you buy it, Xeraf.

Shut up woman and go make me a sandwich with that sliced bread

The guy built a prototype for his slicing machine in 1912 :p

Also i was just being a smart ass.

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guiltyhipster:

This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 

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bussykiller:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

if i had a penny for every time an offended heterosexual commented on this post..

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themanwhodidntcomeback:

letssaynotonormal:

plot-twist-im-gay:

superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

theroguefeminist:

3brokenstrings:

aunteeblazer:

omg

I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr

cool

spiders are not insects though

The more you know

I can not believe people still think spiders are insects. I assumed it was common knowledge that they’re arachnids!

THAT IS THE PART TO FOCUS ON.

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iamthelastlaw:

Batman might be wearing a watch but he’s got no time for your bullshit, Barbara.

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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